Sunday, November 9, 2008

And Another Thing, Beyoncé...

As if women don't have enough problems, we should expect a man who will do all these things:
[...] what I deserve
Is a man that makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyond

Dear Lord, Beyoncé, a man is going to exalt me to such new heights that I'll go beyond infinity? That orgasm sure must be powerful.

I deserve a man who's going to take me to my destiny. Which means that my destiny can only be achieved by such a great man. So then that great man must arrive, right? The logic of this gives me a headache.

So does this mean that if this unbelievable man with unbelievable charms doesn't fit into this unbelievable package, then "like a ghost, I'll be gone"? I shouldn't accept anything less than infinite magic?


John said...

It's true; All women want Buzz Lightyear. Who wouldn't? The dude's got a laser and karate chop action!

Emily said...

I read this on Jezebel and thought of you: